Can you believe it, gamers? Molleindustria's highly anticipated game "Future? No Thanks!" has been delayed AT THE LAST MINUTE due to a lengthy Steam review process! It was supposed to launch today to take on GTA 6 head-on, but now we have to wait because of some "dozens of untextured polygons depicting ass and boobs." 😆 The developer had even set up a special build just for that infamous sex scene. I can’t help but feel a mix of excitement and frustration! This quirky approach to satire is something we need more of in gaming, but COME ON, Valve! Just give us the game already! The anticipation is killing me; let's hope this delay is worth it when we finally get to play!