Chuck Tingle Takes a Hilarious Stab at Warhammer 40K with New Book

Chuck Tingle, the mind behind unforgettable titles like “Pounded in the Butt by My Own Butt,” is back at it again with a new book that dives into the quirky intersection of erotic fiction and tabletop gaming. This time, he’s shining the spotlight on the epic universe of Warhammer 40,000 in his latest short story titled “Pounded In The Butt By The Physical Manifestation Of Spending An Irresponsible Portion Of My Income On Warpounder 40K Miniatures.”

While Tingle is known for his over-the-top humor, he’s also been making waves with serious horror novels like “Camp Damascus” and “Bury Your Gays.” It’s clear he has a knack for weaving tales that resonate with a wide range of readers. But true to his roots, he continues to release his shorter, cheeky narratives, or as he calls them, “Tinglers.” This latest release is sure to tickle the funny bones of Warhammer enthusiasts.

What gives Chuck the right to poke fun at our obsession with expanding our Warhammer armies? Well, the man himself is a fan! He has a history with both Warhammer 40,000—where he collected eldar—and Warhammer Fantasy Battle, with a penchant for lizardmen and skaven. So yes, he knows the struggle of feeling the urge to buy yet another army even when the last one is still sitting unpainted.

The story features a “handsome sentient battleship model” at its core and promises an outrageous 4,000 words of steamy encounters between humans and gay Warpounder 40K models. If that doesn’t sound like a fun read for gamers, I don’t know what does! You can grab a copy over on Amazon, and I can’t wait to dive into it myself—right after I finish painting that random Cathayan sky lantern I picked up, even though I don’t actually have a Cathayan army to showcase it.

So, if you’re a Warhammer fan with a sense of humor (and a penchant for the absurd), Chuck Tingle’s new work might just be the perfect read for you!