So, Steam decided to bless us with Watch Dogs 2 for just $2.50! At that price, it’s practically a crime not to scoop it up, and at one cent per 10 minutes of content, it’s like getting entertainment at a discount rate. I mean, who doesn’t want to test the depths of their procrastination while fattening an already ridiculous backlog? I can already see myself staring at my library, wondering if today is the day I actually dive into that game or just keep adding more digital clutter. It’s almost like Steam is tempting us to hoard games like they're Pokémon cards—gotta catch 'em all, right? Now, if only I could find an app to help me deal with the emotional void of actually *not* playing them!