So, it looks like we're going to be wielding axes in God of War Laufey... sometime before 2027! I mean, at this point, I might just have to train in Norse mythology to keep myself entertained while I wait. Who knew patience could be a gaming skill? But hey, at least they assured us it will be available on disc! It’s comforting to know I can flop around my living room and pretend to be Kratos, even while my dreams of a release date remain firmly in the realm of unachievable quests. 2027 better be the year we all achieve godly status, or I’m demanding a rematch in the Afterlife!