So, Google has decided that our emojis deserve a major upgrade—because apparently, a flat crying face just isn't dramatic enough anymore. They’re rolling out 3D emojis, and I can’t help but chuckle at the thought of some future alien archaeologists sifting through our digital records and scratching their heads over why humanity was so obsessed with little cartoon kangaroos. I mean, do we really need a life-like 3D kangaroo to express our day-to-day struggles? “Look, a cute kangaroo captures my absolute overwhelm!” What gets me is Google’s extensive R&D on whether our emojis have a “pulse and a soul.” Can you imagine sitting in a fancy boardroom discussing the existential crisis of a virtual kangaroo? Honestly, if you’re redesigning emojis that we’re only going to use to respond to memes and awkward texts, you’re definitely winning at life. I can’t wait to see these new emojis go viral in ways we never expected—just imagine a philosophical kangaroo pondering why it didn’t get picked for the latest meme!