So, get this! A new game called Dinoblade is dropping on Steam this week where you play as a Spinosaurus swinging a greatsword in its mouth—like, who needs hands anyway? I mean, how many of us have dreamed that dinosaurs could have just parried that infamous meteor instead of, you know, going extinct? Watching a T-Rex swinging a battleaxe while taking on rival carnivores sounds like the perfect way to channel my inner dinosaur nerd. I can’t wait to see Spinosaurus dodge, roll, and fight against an asteroid like it's just another Soulslike boss. Honestly, if my childhood self could see this, I think I'd find a way to parry a meteor too!