So, Hasbro just took a $56 million “oopsie” over several game cancellations, but they're still convinced that Baldur's Gate 3 is their golden goose to success. It's like trying to convince your grandma that your pet hamster is an emotional support animal after it just chewed through her favorite pair of slippers. Seriously though, how many times can they ride that Baldur’s Gate 3 hype train without actually announcing a sequel? Meanwhile, they're tossing around terms like “digital future” and “capitalized costs” like they’re playing Monopoly but forgot to pass Go. At this point, I’m half-expecting them to announce a new D&D tie-in game where your character must navigate the treacherous waters of corporate strategy instead of dungeons! Anyway, here's hoping they get it together before they end up as the punchline in the next tabletop role-playing game!