Well, it seems like Thick As Thieves just couldn’t steal the spotlight! After launching with all the flair of a wet noodle back in May, it’s now officially out of juice. I mean, who knew that only having two maps and a set of objectives that felt about as solid as my recent attempts at cooking would lead to its demise? The game director's admission that this isn’t the outcome anyone wanted is like saying a heist went wrong because the getaway car was a bicycle. They’ll keep it playable, which is good, but I guess we’ll just have to blame it on the infamous “$5 curse.” I mean, at that price, what are we really expecting? Gourmet gaming or a quick snack?