Meet Chort: The Unlikely Boss Taking FF14 by Storm
Final Fantasy 14 is no stranger to bizarre bosses, but the latest addition to its roster, Chort, is stealing the spotlight in a big way! While we’ve battled iconic foes like Perfect Alexander and are gearing up for the wild ride that is Kefka’s ultimate clown show later this summer, Chort has swiftly captured the hearts of the community since his debut in Patch 7.5.
This quirky dungeon boss, hanging out in the Clyteum, might not have any spoken lines, but he sure knows how to make an entrance! Picture this: a massive creature that rolls around the arena, leaving players dodging for their lives, all while they aim to take him down for a pair of gloves. He’s gained quite the reputation in just a week, rivaling even last month’s Evercold reveal!
What makes Chort so beloved? Well, it’s his hilarious and oddly endearing battle stance that keeps players coming back for more. With a wide, unshakeable stance and a physique that looks like it could take a beating, this speedy boss brings a unique mechanic to the table, where players must skillfully avoid him as he barrels around the arena. Honestly, he seems like a perfect fit for FF14’s wrestling-themed raid series, the Arcadion, rather than the Clyteum. And yes, Clyteum is indeed a legit dungeon name—FF14 has quite the imagination, doesn’t it?
The trend of quirky characters in FF14 is nothing new. Just last year, we encountered a nameless glitched deer roaming the Coerthas Western Highlands, and who could forget the adorable yet questionable baby Mamool Ja from Dawntrail? Now, Chort has stepped into the spotlight, and the community is fully embracing him. Social media is buzzing with Chort memes and fan content, proving once again how much players cherish these little oddities.
One enthusiastic Reddit user summed it up perfectly: “Moments like this are why I play this game and love this community.” From clever edits of Chort rocking jorts to dedicated appreciation posts, the creativity is flowing. And we can’t forget about the hilarious Chort fancam that’s making the rounds—it’s playing on repeat as I write this!
Even the official Final Fantasy 14 social media has jumped on the Chort bandwagon with a simple, yet fitting, post that just says “Chort.” There’s a meme floating around noting the name Chort means “devil” in several Slavic languages, which is amusing considering he’s a voidsent from the northern region.
In a playful comparison to another character from The Witcher 3, it seems like Chort could easily take on that lesser-known foe. After all, who wouldn’t root for our Chort from the Void in a one-on-one showdown? If they ever faced off, it would definitely be a battle worth watching!
So, here’s to Chort—the boss we never knew we needed, but are so glad to have. The game’s community spirit shines brightly as players come together to celebrate the quirks that make FF14 so special.